<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923</id><updated>2012-02-16T11:47:54.550-08:00</updated><category term='hahaha'/><category term='LAUGH'/><category term='aBUG'/><title type='text'>LOVE MOJA</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-1149936777606541107</id><published>2010-04-19T12:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-19T12:09:49.490-07:00</updated><title type='text'>i always be a half of u... tattoo</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter what you say about love&lt;br /&gt;I keep coming back for more&lt;br /&gt;Keep my hand in the fire&lt;br /&gt;Sooner or later I get what I’m asking for&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter what you say about life&lt;br /&gt;I learn every time I bleed&lt;br /&gt;The truth is a stranger&lt;br /&gt;My soul is in danger I gotta let my spirit be free&lt;br /&gt;To admit that I’m wrong and then change my mind&lt;br /&gt;Sorry but I have to move on and leave you behind&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can’t waste time so give it a moment&lt;br /&gt;I realized nothings broken&lt;br /&gt;No need to worry about everything I’ve done&lt;br /&gt;Live every second like it was my last one&lt;br /&gt;Don’t look back got a new direction&lt;br /&gt;I loved you once needed protection&lt;br /&gt;You’re still a part of everything I do&lt;br /&gt;You’re on my heart just like a tattoo&lt;br /&gt;Just like a tattoo&lt;br /&gt;I’ll always have you (I'll always have you)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sick of playing all of these games&lt;br /&gt;It’s not about taking sides&lt;br /&gt;When I looked in the mirror didn’t deliver&lt;br /&gt;It hurt enough to think that I could stop&lt;br /&gt;Admit that I’m wrong and then change my mind&lt;br /&gt;Sorry but I’ve gotta be strong and leave you behind&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can’t waste time so give it a moment&lt;br /&gt;I realize nothings broken&lt;br /&gt;No need to worry about everything I’ve done&lt;br /&gt;Live every second like it was my last one&lt;br /&gt;Don’t look back got a new direction&lt;br /&gt;I loved you once needed protection&lt;br /&gt;You’re still a part of everything I do&lt;br /&gt;You’re on my heart just like a tattoo&lt;br /&gt;Just like a tattoo&lt;br /&gt;I’ll always have you (I'll always have you)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I live every moment&lt;br /&gt;Won’t change any moment&lt;br /&gt;Still a part of me in you&lt;br /&gt;I will never regret you&lt;br /&gt;Still the memory of you&lt;br /&gt;Marks everything I do, oh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can’t waste time so give it a moment&lt;br /&gt;I realize nothings broken (yeah)&lt;br /&gt;No need to worry about everything I’ve done&lt;br /&gt;Live every second like it was my last one&lt;br /&gt;Don’t look back got a new direction (don't look back)&lt;br /&gt;I loved you once needed protection (no, no)&lt;br /&gt;You’re still a part of everything I do&lt;br /&gt;You’re on my heart just like a tattoo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can’t waste time so give it a moment (i can't waste time)&lt;br /&gt;I realized nothings broken&lt;br /&gt;No need to worry about everything I’ve done (no need to worry)&lt;br /&gt;Live every second like it was my last one&lt;br /&gt;Don’t look back got a new direction (don't you ever look back)&lt;br /&gt;I loved you once needed protection&lt;br /&gt;You’re still a part of everything I do&lt;br /&gt;You’re on my heart just like a tattoo&lt;br /&gt;Just like a tattoo&lt;br /&gt;I’ll always have you&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-1149936777606541107?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/1149936777606541107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=1149936777606541107' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/1149936777606541107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/1149936777606541107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-always-be-half-of-u-tattoo.html' title='i always be a half of u... tattoo'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-7502431980580564746</id><published>2010-04-19T12:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-19T12:01:25.763-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stop angau moja.. its already 3.01 a.m</title><content type='html'>tommorow u got lecture..but still angau...huhuhu life is great..but not fair....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but still.... &amp;nbsp;happy &amp;nbsp;:)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-7502431980580564746?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-7222575675134220599</id><published>2010-04-19T11:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-19T11:56:59.849-07:00</updated><title type='text'>u meant alot to me</title><content type='html'>u meant alot to me baby....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;u meant everything to me....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today april 20-2010 , it comes back to me..words by words...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i know i`m always be bad to u before.. and i know i always make u sad....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i know i dint deserve u...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but babe pls give me a chance...i will make it right...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-7222575675134220599?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/7222575675134220599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=7222575675134220599' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/7222575675134220599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/7222575675134220599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2010/04/u-meant-alot-to-me.html' title='u meant alot to me'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-3083635262779708782</id><published>2010-04-19T11:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-19T11:51:49.142-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Time can`t erase a feeling this strong</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 12px;"&gt;we were as one, babe&lt;br /&gt;For a moment in time&lt;br /&gt;And it seemed everlasting&lt;br /&gt;That you would always be mine&lt;br /&gt;Now you want to be free, yeah&lt;br /&gt;So I'm letting you fly&lt;br /&gt;'cause I know in my heart, babe&lt;br /&gt;Our love will never die, no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'll always be a part of me&lt;br /&gt;I'm part of you indefinitely&lt;br /&gt;Girl, don't you know you can't escape me&lt;br /&gt;Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby&lt;br /&gt;And we'll linger on&lt;br /&gt;Time can't erase a feeling this strong&lt;br /&gt;No way, you're never gonna shake me&lt;br /&gt;Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ain't gonna cry, no&lt;br /&gt;And I won't beg you to stay&lt;br /&gt;If you're determined to leave, girl&lt;br /&gt;I will not stand in your way&lt;br /&gt;But inevitably,&lt;br /&gt;You'll be back again&lt;br /&gt;'Cause you know in your heart, babe&lt;br /&gt;Our love will never end, no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'll always be a part of me&lt;br /&gt;I'm part of you indefinitely&lt;br /&gt;Girl, don't you know you can't escape me&lt;br /&gt;Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby&lt;br /&gt;And we'll linger on&lt;br /&gt;Time can't erase a feeling this strong&lt;br /&gt;No way, you're never gonna shake me&lt;br /&gt;Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know that you'll be back, girl&lt;br /&gt;When your days and your nights get a little bit colder, oh, oh&lt;br /&gt;I know that you'll be right back, baby&lt;br /&gt;Oh baby, believe me, it's only a matter of time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'll always be a part of me&lt;br /&gt;I'm part of you indefinitely&lt;br /&gt;Girl, don't you know you can't escape me&lt;br /&gt;Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby&lt;br /&gt;And we'll linger on&lt;br /&gt;Time can't erase a feeling this strong&lt;br /&gt;No way, you're never gonna shake me&lt;br /&gt;Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my, my baby&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(You'll always be a part of me)&lt;br /&gt;You will always be&lt;br /&gt;(I'm part of you indefinitely&lt;br /&gt;(Girl, don't you know you can't escape me)&lt;br /&gt;Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby&lt;br /&gt;(And we'll linger on)&lt;br /&gt;We will linger on&lt;br /&gt;(Time can't erase a feeling this strong&lt;br /&gt;(No way, you're never gonna shake me&lt;br /&gt;(Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Always be my baby...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-3083635262779708782?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/3083635262779708782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=3083635262779708782' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/3083635262779708782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/3083635262779708782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2010/04/time-cant-erase-feeling-this-strong.html' title='Time can`t erase a feeling this strong'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-3472449099083188763</id><published>2010-04-13T09:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-13T09:45:16.520-07:00</updated><title type='text'>life is unfair!</title><content type='html'>i TRapped... I m down.... im alone... i got no body to talks to... im so DUMB!!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-3472449099083188763?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/3472449099083188763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=3472449099083188763' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/3472449099083188763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/3472449099083188763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2010/04/life-is-unfair.html' title='life is unfair!'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-5913328817315994845</id><published>2010-04-12T06:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-12T06:28:15.927-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Assignment</title><content type='html'>my presentation on WED...but i still cant finish my assignment.. arg hhh i want to give up ... &amp;nbsp;:(&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-5913328817315994845?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/5913328817315994845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=5913328817315994845' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/5913328817315994845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/5913328817315994845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2010/04/assignment.html' title='Assignment'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-8735167873570786449</id><published>2010-04-11T14:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-11T14:31:07.218-07:00</updated><title type='text'>started to write again after few years...</title><content type='html'>hope this will be a nice beginning for me .....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-8735167873570786449?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/8735167873570786449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=8735167873570786449' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/8735167873570786449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/8735167873570786449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2010/04/started-to-write-again-after-few-years.html' title='started to write again after few years...'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-2899244829573063390</id><published>2008-04-21T05:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T06:01:30.383-07:00</updated><title type='text'>EXCUSE?</title><content type='html'>Acceptable Excuse&lt;br /&gt;The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-2899244829573063390?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/2899244829573063390/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=2899244829573063390' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/2899244829573063390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/2899244829573063390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2008/04/excuse.html' title='EXCUSE?'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-7002132195582350403</id><published>2008-04-21T05:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T05:58:38.360-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aBUG'/><title type='text'>aBUG</title><content type='html'>A Bug&lt;br /&gt;Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there.  The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left. &lt;br /&gt;The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang.  He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there.  The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again.  The same six-foot cockroach was standing there.  This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain.  Then the big bug left. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all.  The doorbell rang.  The cockroach was standing there.  The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The following day, Frank went to see his doctor.  He explained events of the preceding four nights.  "What can I do?" he pleaded.  "Not much" the doctor replied.  "There's just a nasty bug going around."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-7002132195582350403?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/7002132195582350403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=7002132195582350403' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/7002132195582350403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/7002132195582350403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2008/04/abug.html' title='aBUG'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-1696596913376680050</id><published>2008-04-21T05:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T05:56:52.414-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LAUGH'/><title type='text'>FUNNY 4 SONS</title><content type='html'>4 Sons&lt;br /&gt;These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. &lt;br /&gt;"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-1696596913376680050?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/1696596913376680050/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=1696596913376680050' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/1696596913376680050'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/1696596913376680050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2008/04/funny-4-sons.html' title='FUNNY 4 SONS'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256152694581604923.post-8960143162523882567</id><published>2008-04-21T05:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T05:54:26.172-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hahaha'/><title type='text'>FUNNY STORY = 200 BUCKS</title><content type='html'>$200 Bucks It Is...&lt;br /&gt;A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;" Hi, is Tony home?" &lt;br /&gt;" No, he went to the store." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, you mind if I wait?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;" No, come in." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. " &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256152694581604923-8960143162523882567?l=lovemoja.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/feeds/8960143162523882567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6256152694581604923&amp;postID=8960143162523882567' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/8960143162523882567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6256152694581604923/posts/default/8960143162523882567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovemoja.blogspot.com/2008/04/funny-story-200-bucks.html' title='FUNNY STORY = 200 BUCKS'/><author><name>MOJESTY</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12029518602467612198</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MmzyGFEv0i8/S8JBH7qhBZI/AAAAAAAAACA/PtoPc--oDmE/S220/moja.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
